You know what really grinds my gears? hispanic kids nowadays that think that all these beach-themed clothing brands are all the rage. you know which ones i'm talking about: hollister, abercrombie, crap like that. It doesn't really bother me that it's here, but rather the people who wear them: raza. who the hell are you trying to fool? when your name is freakin Julio Martin Bonifacio Martinez Gonzalez, NOBODY'S GONNA BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A DAMN BEANER!!!!!! (Disclaimer: I'm hispanic too, so i'm not saying it as a racial slur but as a term of endearment)ONE FREAKIN SHIRT IS NOT GONNA CHANGE THAT, DAMN IT! So please, for the love of God, when I come up to you and I ask: "oye, no sabes donde hay on McDonalds por aqui, compadre?" you'd better give me the right response in order to avoid this:
(valley girl voice)"Oh, my God, what did you say? Um, I'm not mexi--" YES YOU F*CKIN ARE!!!!!!!! *slap across the face* And that, friends, is what is grinding my gears today. enjoy.
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